LoneStarCon 2013

The 71st annual world science fiction convention. Jixen and Smizmars! Jedi Knights of all ages! Welcome to the greatest convention on earth! Step right up and we'll show you the rootinist, tootinist aliens, wizards, illusionists, zombies, scholars, bards, craftsmen, drinkers, brawlers, vampires, spirit animals, schoolgirls and pirates you ever did see in all of fandom! Get your books signed, your eyes blown, your ears singin', your feet tappin', your pocketbook leakin' and your brain feedin' at our autographing-art-show-filking-dancing-buying-debating-and-kitchen-sinking event that you'll tell to your alternate dimensional grandchildren.